Monday, July 15, 2013

Real Ultimate Power

I only purchase fuel from Gas Stations that sell swords. I want to support the small business owner/Archaic weapons dealer. I hope one day to be "Knighted" after a fill-up.

Jagdish assures me I'm almost ready to be his squire. Run the register, kill the dragons and conquer the panhandlers in the parking lot. You know, basic squire stuff.

I dream of a day when I'll be able to lick the end of my sword and dip it into a packet of Fun Dip. As I taste the sweet, sweet flavor of my choosing I will be somebody.

A defender of the gas pumps, candy and the March of Dimes donation can. I'll be making a REAL difference.

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