Thursday, June 22, 2017

My Religion

Typically I go to church in the morning and then after lunch or when I get home from work. One time however, I went to church 12 times in one day!!! I had bad shellfish the night before. Thanks Jesus.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Texas Courthouse Bathroom Series

This "pilot to co-pilot" pair of urinals can be found in the Reeves County Courthouse in Pecos Tx. As you're standing shoulder to shoulder try not to cross streams.

Texas Courthouse Bathroom Series 1

This restroom is in the basement of the San Patricio Courthouse in Sinton, Tx. Always maintain eye contact.

Friday, April 14, 2017

The Dark Side of the Rose

Me: So you're telling me that this specific species of rose is called "Pink Floyd?"

Flower Lady: Yep. That's really what they're called. Look it up

Me: No need. I must have a dozen.

Flower Lady: Okay, that'll be $44.92.

Me: Whoh...just 4 then.

(End Scene)