Thursday, July 20, 2017

Suicide

It's sad when someone decides to take their own life. It's also selfish. It's also a slap in the face to the folks fighting to stay alive. Celebrate the survivors and the fighters. Fuck genetics, fuck cancer and fuck the sanctimonious that feel we should mourn them ,in death, by their own hands. We'll miss y'all, but the rest of us got live'in to do. To fall to an enemy is honor, to succumb to disease is tragic, to murder your self is the transition of fear becoming being.

I'll get back to being stupid now.

Thursday, June 22, 2017

My Religion

Typically I go to church in the morning and then after lunch or when I get home from work. One time however, I went to church 12 times in one day!!! I had bad shellfish the night before. Thanks Jesus.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Texas Courthouse Bathroom Series

This "pilot to co-pilot" pair of urinals can be found in the Reeves County Courthouse in Pecos Tx. As you're standing shoulder to shoulder try not to cross streams.

Texas Courthouse Bathroom Series 1

This restroom is in the basement of the San Patricio Courthouse in Sinton, Tx. Always maintain eye contact.

Friday, April 14, 2017

The Dark Side of the Rose

Me: So you're telling me that this specific species of rose is called "Pink Floyd?"

Flower Lady: Yep. That's really what they're called. Look it up

Me: No need. I must have a dozen.

Flower Lady: Okay, that'll be $44.92.

Me: Whoh...just 4 then.

(End Scene)