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The birds around here are eating the cacti fruit. There's hotpink shit everywhere. The other day my brother texted a picture of the same kind of shit on his windsheild. 

I transformed the windsheild caca into the grim reaper. I also gave him a pistol because a scythe seems impractical. If you've ever used one you know what I mean. A gun has to be easier. 

I made a differe

nce today. #wedidit

We pollute, we exploit and treat each other like the next victim. We lack the compassion of a merciful killing a predator might show its prey. That's because we don't kill and destroy for self preservation. Instead we're more like a house cat torturing a bug. There's no honor, love or nobility in humanity's actions. Just an ego trip most embark on for a lifetime. We take and take and then we rationalize our greed with an ROI chart and take some more to add to the next quarter. Profits by any means necessary! The rich supplement their golden 'chutes and then tell their employees everything is golden as the dynasty burns. A good magician practices slight of hand even when there's no audience. Give the peasants enough to survive, but never enough to thrive. That is the mantra of every person who lives on the right side of inequality. All these pissing matches and protests for equality for centuries and now is the time to fix it. For thousands of years humans have stolen honey from bees. Then when killer bees come to the surface we explain it away. Self assured people tell us this and that, but the answer is simple. When you screw over someone or something for a millenia it gets mad, be it humanity or our planet. When the micro meets the macro things never go well. A victim is always reluctant to become one. As you kick them while they're down the anger sharpens. Every loss sharpens the furtive weapon. Cold steel on an oiled stone finds its edge and inevitably transitions into defiance, be it humanity or our planet. Now is our time. Every market and commodity is a wasteland. It doesn't take 10 million dollars to build a legacy. Right now the right moves could cost you hundreds of dollars. Grab a knife and neuter some rich fuckers that deserve it. I write this self indulgent and sanctimounis article because I realized for the first time in my life I feel in control. In all of this chaos, I feel hope. The toilet paper hoarding fools will go back to their shit lives and accept their self imposed prison where they are their own warden. These fools are the redundant backup to our economy. The same mindless fucks that pay 30 years of rent and never own a house. They serve a purpose as a facade of society to keep our government at bay. Charles Manson qoute: We're all our own prisons, we are each all our own wardens and we do our own time. I can't judge anyone else. What other people do is not really my affair unless they approach me with it. Pain's not bad. It's good. It teaches you things. Like when you put your hand in fire: Ow! You know not to do that again. There's no such thing as progress. There's only change. You dig a hole in the ground, you build up a city, and you fight a war, and you call it progress? As long as there's hate in your heart, there'll be hate in the world. You can't fight for peace and you cannot capture freedom. Ok, I'm back. Strange that someone deemed crazy by society sounds JUST LIKE ME. I'm shocked. Look in the mirror, we're changed. Accept it and grow. We are gaining a micro sense of the 'real' struggle generations before. It's now your security blanket/throat gutter. Personal freedom is more a reality than after WWII. Recognize, take advantage and build a legacy. Let's keep going, the horizon is just an obstacle.  

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