Thursday, June 22, 2017

My Religion

Typically I go to church in the morning and then after lunch or when I get home from work. One time however, I went to church 12 times in one day!!! I had bad shellfish the night before. Thanks Jesus.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Texas Courthouse Bathroom Series

This "pilot to co-pilot" pair of urinals can be found in the Reeves County Courthouse in Pecos Tx. As you're standing shoulder to shoulder try not to cross streams.

Texas Courthouse Bathroom Series 1

This restroom is in the basement of the San Patricio Courthouse in Sinton, Tx. Always maintain eye contact.

Friday, April 14, 2017

The Dark Side of the Rose

Me: So you're telling me that this specific species of rose is called "Pink Floyd?"

Flower Lady: Yep. That's really what they're called. Look it up

Me: No need. I must have a dozen.

Flower Lady: Okay, that'll be $44.92.

Me: Whoh...just 4 then.

(End Scene)

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Trump is President...

...and by default that would make Mr.Garrison president and Caitlyn Jenner VP in the Southpark universe. Welcome to the Golden Age of comedy.

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

The 2016 Campain

Alright. I hate talking politits, but here I go so folks will leave me alone. Mrs. Clinton has committed countless crimes and managed to not get caught. Though I love a rebellious nature, she has lied, and lied...and lied some more. In fact, she's lied to "us." As for Trump...double fucking ditto. Trump is the rich turd that has walked on the backs of the bruised for decades. He also thinks his daughter is hot. I agree, she is really hot. So that's where we are at. Incest, lies and more lies on both sides. Who wants to get behind either one is beyond me. Fuck both of these people. The biggest tragedy is the first woman to potentially take office is a person you would avoid in a typical social setting and the other one is a trust fund baby dickhead. I'm out. I did my best to keep the black brain surgeon in the race, but turned out he had stage freight and his genius was lost on stage in front of the lights. What's left is pathetic, and I refuse to be a part of it. I wish my excuse was apathy, but that would be a lie. The people who never know respect seek it through government, because without it spelled out on a piece of paper they'll never know it. Stay thirsty my freinds