Friday, August 18, 2017
Thursday, July 20, 2017
It's sad when someone decides to take their own life. It's also selfish. It's also a slap in the face to the folks fighting to stay alive. Celebrate the survivors and the fighters. Fuck genetics, fuck cancer and fuck the sanctimonious that feel we should mourn them ,in death, by their own hands. We'll miss y'all, but the rest of us got live'in to do. To fall to an enemy is honor, to succumb to disease is tragic, to murder your self is the transition of fear becoming being.
I'll get back to being stupid now.
Thursday, June 22, 2017
Typically I go to church in the morning and then after lunch or when I get home from work. One time however, I went to church 12 times in one day!!! I had bad shellfish the night before. Thanks Jesus.
Sunday, June 18, 2017
Tuesday, April 18, 2017
This "pilot to co-pilot" pair of urinals can be found in the Reeves County Courthouse in Pecos Tx. As you're standing shoulder to shoulder try not to cross streams.
This restroom is in the basement of the San Patricio Courthouse in Sinton, Tx. Always maintain eye contact.
Saturday, April 15, 2017
Friday, April 14, 2017
Me: So you're telling me that this specific species of rose is called "Pink Floyd?"
Flower Lady: Yep. That's really what they're called. Look it up
Me: No need. I must have a dozen.
Flower Lady: Okay, that'll be $44.92.
Me: Whoh...just 4 then.
Saturday, February 25, 2017
Sunday, February 5, 2017
Saturday, January 14, 2017
Saturday, December 17, 2016
Wednesday, November 9, 2016
Sunday, October 30, 2016
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
Alright. I hate talking politits, but here I go so folks will leave me alone. Mrs. Clinton has committed countless crimes and managed to not get caught. Though I love a rebellious nature, she has lied, and lied...and lied some more. In fact, she's lied to "us." As for Trump...double fucking ditto. Trump is the rich turd that has walked on the backs of the bruised for decades. He also thinks his daughter is hot. I agree, she is really hot. So that's where we are at. Incest, lies and more lies on both sides. Who wants to get behind either one is beyond me. Fuck both of these people. The biggest tragedy is the first woman to potentially take office is a person you would avoid in a typical social setting and the other one is a trust fund baby dickhead. I'm out. I did my best to keep the black brain surgeon in the race, but turned out he had stage freight and his genius was lost on stage in front of the lights. What's left is pathetic, and I refuse to be a part of it. I wish my excuse was apathy, but that would be a lie. The people who never know respect seek it through government, because without it spelled out on a piece of paper they'll never know it. Stay thirsty my freinds