Wednesday, December 6, 2017

My 2017 X-Mas Wishlist

1. More throwing knives. I lost the one's I had attempting to fish with them.

2. Airhorn...AIRHORN!!!

3. A crappy boat I can destroy. I want to have a Viking Funeral for David Bowie. It's never too late when tannerite is part of the plan.

4. Tannerite

5. A Nightvison apparatus of any kind. It's all friggin cool.