Jesus Spoke to me Today

I ran into Jesus today, at work. He works in the same complex as I do at a roofing company. I enjoy our conversations. I've spoke to Jesus once before about truck tires and rims.

We also discuss the weather and current events, but today was different. He told me to tell the world of his message.

So here it is:

"My brother's dog just had a litter of pit bull puppies. If you know anyone wanting a dog let know." Amen. Let the world rejoice and follow his voice to the promise land.

Let us pray that the brother of Jesus has both sets of papers for the parents of the litter. For it is written, that the value of a puppy is directly proportional to the evidence that ensures it is indeed a pure breed.